[PutridMist]

This is a "Huh?" Guide to the newcomers that want to hack but Just... Can't.
-Yay I found a good tutorial!
I'm gonna make this short so it's easier for people to read.
-woo this must be good.
Best program to use - CE.
-CE? What's That?
Cheat Engine has been developed by Dark Byte, and is a program almost everyone uses.
-woah Informative!
Remember this -
-Ok.
Cheat Engine Is a bypass.
Cheat Engine Is a hack.
Cheat Engine Is Cool.
-woah! Where do I get it?!?!
Download the latest here [www.cheatengine.org]
-OK let me go get it...... ITS NOT WORKING!!!?!?!
CE is the program you must use but it's not a hack or a bypass yet.
-What?!?!
What you will be aimming to achieve is to make an UCE.
-UCE? What is that U infront of CE? Stop Confusing me plz!
The U stands for Undetected.
-OoOoooooOooh
It doesn't matter what your hack does, and even if it is the best hack there is, If it's detected it's useless.
-OK I think I get it! How do I make an UCE then?
You will have to find the "How to make an UCE" Yourself.
-Dang it!
Now I will tell you a few more things...
-Fine, Go ahead... pffft
No matter how much you ask someone, or beg or even insist on paying them, no one will give you an UCE.
-Why not, I'm rich! And I have 222 Million Mesos!
Most of the people who agree to it will not have an UCE but a scheme to take your stuff without even giving you the Hack. Even if they did how would you know what to do? That's why this is here.
-What do you mean?
Right this moment, ask yourself if you are willing to put time and sleepless nights into this.
-Hmm... well...
If you even had a Second of pause to think about it I suggest you just go and find a friend who wants to hack and make him do all the work because no one here will spoon feed you cept me and I don't know much. So don't ask.
-Isn't that a bit mean...
I said those things too but thats when I used to register for a forum, get my answer and never go there again. Like most of you are.
-Oh... how did you...
I know most people here want to learn, and thats great. I hate getting spoon fed on something I'm really interested in, but at the same time I feel like some people are witholding information purposely.
-YEAH!
Shush leecher.
-*hmph*
Even if you found everything you need to learn, you could be on a block, and it wouldn't work, and no one will answer your post! Even then, Don't give up and Don't be a leecher.
-Alright I will go try it out..... ***.
That's the spirit! Hey... what?
-Nothing! HAHAHAHA

Anyways, I wrote this cause I was bored and too many newcomers here with those questions.

Guys, What you need to do is download the latest CE and FIND! SEARCH! DISCOVER! then finally LEARN.

I'm in the process of learning and making mistakes and crashing my computer but this is what you have to go through to be something. Stop Begging, Stop saying you don't get it. Stop saying it's not working. It will work, you just didn't do it right, even if you did, how would you know what you did wrong if you don't understand what you're working with?

Exactly, the more you learn something the less you have to ask on this forum, not that the forum hates you or anything, we want your questions, just make it... count.

[Bypassing] Stop trying new things (firewalls other programs), even if that works, if you spent that time working on CE you would be a pro already, that just shows you want the easy way out.

-Woo easy way so tempting
Don't listen to that guy. >:(

Conclusion.

- Get CE
- Find out how to make UCE
- Make it
- Don't hesitate to ask people (not me I know nothing)
- HACK HACK HACK!

Bye :)